Method to Madness

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This Director knows the secret to creating realism in cinema even if it’s Porn and proves it by hiring Black Betty…Chicago’s most famous/notorious slut.

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When it comes to the way out weird shit and getting someone on film doing it you have to follow the rules of great Hollywood directors and seek method actors and actresses…people who live the role like Betty lives this one.

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Motivation

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Yknow everything is about incentive.  Women nag and bitch cos we don’t clean up after ourselves…we dont clean up all the empties after having buddies over to watch the game or whatever.  “Oh you left this out on the counter” and all that crap.  What they don’t realize is that it’s not that we are lazy.  We just don’t care…it’s not like the world will end cos some beer cans are on the coffee table or the apocalypse will happen cos the peanut butter jar is on the counter…

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These chicks are smart bunnies….they understand that it’s all about motivation and incentive and since we are motivated by what our cock wants…offer it what it wants and the rest of our body will follow suit.

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Bubbles and Burlesque

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One of the most well known strippers of all time is Sally Rand…headlined at the World Fair, watched by royalty and a savvy business woman as well back before there were businesswomen.

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Her best known and most famous dance routine was her bubble dance which if you ever get to see footage of it I’m sure it will excite you even nowadays…but even Sally wasn’t able to work this kind of magic with bubbles

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Futurefuck

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This just goes to show that even the oldest profession in the world had to adapt with the times and get with the modern age

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I find it both exciting and somewhat disturbing to picture the hookers of the future online cybersex 3d virtual worlds…500 lb men looking like the hot white haired chick in Heavy Metal….shudder

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Lewd Ol Days

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You often hear 50+ people talking about how things were better way back and how the Internet has helped destroy society on and on and on they go and we think yeah whatever…the stuff we have now rocks.

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Though….if this is what Good ol days were and these are what people are talking about when they say partylines then I really think we missed out on some good times….like how we missed the Free Love of the 60s…nowadays love costs you at least dinner and a glass of wine.

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Dreadful Dieters

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It’s cheating little bitch actresses like this that should get cock-slapped by cocks like this…

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They go on their special protein diets so that they can stay alive and feed their anorexia at the same time, and then they lie and are lazy and don’t swallow the load when it is delivered.

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Forgetful Four Fingered Floosies

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The media keeps telling people about the horrible things that can happen if they smoke marijuana…

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If your girlfriend happens to be a typical blonde bimbo slut like this one, forgotten sextoys of course is another thing to be aware of.

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I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat

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I don’t know what planet this is where a woman’s pussy is a pussy…

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But whatever planet it is, if a pussy is a pussy then guys have got to evolve their cocks into dogs…maybe this would be easier if they were on Pluto.

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Licence To Fuck

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Another reason why the Americans are better than the British…you see James Bond may have had chicks with names like Pussy Galore and Holly GoodHead, but when he was in bed with them they were all silent little fuck toys…

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American agents make their chicks cum so hard they scream and the CIA double penetration action gives a whole new definition to ‘Double Agent’…after all CIA stands for Cocks In Action.

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Be Happy With Yourself

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Nowadays it’s hard to tell which part of a woman is fake and which is real…with all the different implants readily available to be inserted here there and everywhere, these chicks are spending thousands of dollars to turn themselves into something they weren’t meant to be.

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The problem with this is that they end up about as real as one of these toons at Trashy Toons…which I guess is good for this chick; cos in reality a hole like that on her ass would have her screaming bloody murder, not nagging at her man for slapping her too hard.

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