Grannies

First off I have to say…what the hell kind of racist crap is this ?  Yeah I get it’s a black chick movie, but couldn’t they have added some cream to the coffee in this movie with some ivory action getting into the chocolate mix OR are we supposed to go “ohhh yeah, well it’s the ghetto, the only chicks there are black.” ?…cos what ?  ummmm white dyke sluts all live in trailer parks down south ? Like seriously whoever the hell is marketing this if I was your boss your ass would be fired and you would be living in the ghetto yourself.  Filthy is generally not a word that entices sales…I mean even if you’re selling fucking dirt you dont advertise it as filthy.  Yes, they weren’t stunning beauties by any stretch of the imagination but cmon ‘filthy’ ?  Geeze and you guys got to number three in a series like this ?  What the hell’s up with that ?

So what you get in this chocolate chunk lust-fest is scene after scene of negress nymphos getting it on with each other.  They obviously love pussy and the feel of another woman against them (though I bet they would also love cock for 20 bucks) and seem to totally dig the idea that they are doing it on-film.  Ever notice that all sluts get sluttier once you get a camera rolling ?  These chicks don’t stop at the pussy eating fingering action either but go all the way with some deep hard hitting strapon action as well until they collapse in orgasm filled bliss.  Even though I think the company that made this film are a bunch of stupid fucks, the sluttiness of the chicks in it gets Filthy Ghetto Dykes a satisfied three cocks-up.

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Pussyman’s Hollywood Harlots 5 is a tale of what could happen to you.  Every year thousands and thousands of young women head off to Hollywood to become superstars…most end up back home going for the more stable and secure alternatives within two months, many others stay and plug away to no avail, a very very few incredibly lucky ones get parts in tv and movies and then there’s the ones who end up branching off into a different kind of superstardom becoming the type of chicks we like to see…porn actresses and chicks who will fuck for a buck (well several hundred bucks anyways)

The heat and sexual intensity of the chicks in Pussyman’s Hollywood Harlots 5 make it a winner regardless of the very formula million times scene style and content of the scenes but one major difference between this and many of those other million movies is that many of these chicks have natural tits…yep it’s true, most of these babes are either silicone free or they have the best damn boob jobs I’ve ever seen.  These babes talents would have been wasted in any other part of Hollywood Entertainment other than sex and they finish it off with a threesome hot enough to go back and watch time and time again.  Four Hollywood style Oscar Mayer sized cocks-up for Pussyman’s Hollywood Harlots 5.

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Okay so This Cunt’s For You is definitely different, no question about that.  There’s this dude dressed up like a total freak (he’s supposed to be satan) who keeps popping up in front of different women and somehow seducing them (I guess his evil seductive charms at work there…) and fucking them senseless.  He gets interrupted on the toilet and then fucks that chick deep and hard, then he promises some blonde he’ll give her a new Beamer if she bends over, waves her ass in the air and prepares for a good anal pounding session.  The things some chicks will do for a BMW…

In four wild scenes we’re shown just how crazy satan is, and we also get to enjoy the fruits of his labors when one of his minions (some dwarf in a bunny hat and goggles) suddenly appears to fuck one of these cunt’s good and hard.  This Cunt’s For You is almost farcical in some of the scenes but the sex is pretty hot and that definitely makes up for the silly storyline.  Porn humor is often cheesy but This Cunt’s For You certainly wins the prize for some of the stupidest dialogue and storyline around.  Thing is, the lameness kind of adds to its appeal.  The intense fuck scenes combined with one of the dumbest storylines around earns This Cunt’s For You a pretty standard three cocks-up.

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Sluts who like two cocks in them are the name of the game with Double Dipped.  Yknow how some babes just don’t seem satisfied with a cock only in their pussy?  Well these bodacious sluts have got the answer to that problem…take one in your ass too!  Seems simple enough but so many chicks just can’t handle the double dipping so you have to find the right kind of super slut who’ll gobble up the manmeat in every single hole.

Double Dipped hits gold with a bevy of open-wide cock-sluts featured in four scorching scenes of double penetration bliss.  Naturally the sluttiest sluts of them all are the ebony babes who love getting their booty’s slammed hard with thick powerful cock, and they exude this passion on screen throughout Double Dipped. Each scene heats up from the previous one until we get treated to some double dipping action with two chicks and a guy.  How’s that work you ask?  That’s where the sweet ass strap-on comes into play and boy does this babe know how to work.  All in all Double Dipped is a hot sexy flick that will give you the action you crave and make your cock work double time to keep up.  Double Dipped gets a fucktastic four cocks-up for some totally intense jack-off material.

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Taboos?  Traditions?  Family and Caste Shame ?  These are the foundations of Hindu culture and have been respected for millennia (that means thousands of years) and have been strong enough to keep the hindu religion and lifestyle one of the most stable for all that time.  Then along comes the perverts like us with our cameras and need for debauchery as well as some money to spread around…we mix in some of our western decadence to tempt them away from the more austere life that they are used to, offer a bit of cash to their families (after all money erases shame or at least makes it easier to hide) and then you get to the fucking and filming and you have more a cock stirring and culture destroying porno for everyone to enjoy.

The sex in Bollywood Bang is both very vanilla and very stirring, a paradox of eroticism that excites and intrigues.  One the one hand you have chicks who are sexually arousing in their dusky mystique and the mixture of innocence and sluttiness creates an equinox of sexual energy that draws your eyes to the screen watching them get off in ways that they probably never imagined.  This movie also shows the truth behind the statement that any woman can become a total slut once they are being filmed because their vanity no matter where they are from makes it so some internal drive compels them to perform to the maximum of their sexual abilities.  The Bollywood babes in Bollywood Bang go full out once the filming starts and fuck like they are real porn stars taking whatever cock is placed in front of or inside of them and whatever they lack in experience they more than make up in enthusiasm.  A very solid and well satisfied Three cocks-up for Bollywood Bang.

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For as long as tourists have been saving up for sexy vacations, one of the most appealing and travelled to places for hedonistic pleasure filled holidays has always been Brazil…the sexy sights, sounds, and smells of Rio has enriched many a carnal cruise and lust filled holiday.  The chicks in Knock Out – Everyone Scores shows us why these Brazilian babes are so well known for their sexy slutty natures and reassure us that even though many things in the world have changed, the slut factor in south american playlands has only gotten hotter if anything.

For anyone who doesn’t know much about boxing, it’s considered unwise at best for boxers to have sex during the week or so leading up to any fight that they are in.  But I guess for these guys the temptation when confronted by sluts as full on uninhibited and cock craved as these babes they can throw caution to the winds and get down for some better full on body action.  This is an awesome jack-off flick and the chicks are the type of chicks that we watch porn to see.  I think they could have had some hot threesome action added but perhaps these boxers didn’t want to share the sweet pieces of ass they were getting to fuck.  This one is definitely a watcher folks and Knock Out – Everyone Scores is something that your hand will get to score with too.  Four rampant raging-bull cocks-up for this fuckfest.

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Now if you’re like me you spend wayyyy too much time watching porn and know next to nothing about the upcoming election other than there is a milf named Paladin running for vice-president and because she is hooked up to a guy that’s gotta be older than yoda she will one day become president.  This is who will follow Bush for the Republicans…On the other side you have a black guy whose name sounds an awful lot like Osama (yknow…as in bin laden) and a wishy washy charlie brown guy who if they win would also become president because likely there are too many redneck racists around for Mr. Osama Obama to stay alive for even his first year as pres.  I’m sure about now you’re all like thank you very much for letting us know what’s going on…but what the hell does any of this have to do with porn except for the Paladin milf.  Well pilgrim it all ties together because this movie Love Hairy Beaver reminds us that no matter who wins and becomes the next president at least we can remember that we get to say goodbye to Bush cos Bush sucks.

Hmmm where to start with the comparisons…I know, I will start with the obvious lies at the beginning.  Just like the politicians in the Bush camp the lies start straight off with a hairy beaver that has obviously been trimmed or waxed around the bikini likes and trimmed around the pussy lips.  What’s up with that ?  You couldn’t go find some truly hairy french chick or something ?  Next comparison like with the old bush camp…the tension gets higher and with a bitch named Katrina rolling into town and the VP getting known as a psycho things just get uglier..just like in Love Hairy Beaver where we then get a chick that yeah…she has a hairy pussy…but hey, aren’t all dogs hairy ?  Finally we get a hot latina slut that obviously loves cock and loves being filmed…the action is hot and getting you off…then BAM the movie ends and once again just like the last eight years with Bushie you end up feeling let down and screwed over.  So other than as an abstract metaphorical statement on current politics and what we have had for the last eight years and what we can be grateful to finally have gone Love Hairy Beaver doesnt have much value and gets a generous one cock-up.

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Okay now usually a fever is a bad thing…but for eight times running Nymph Fever 8 shows us that this fever, like the one that Nat King Cole sung of is the kind of fever you want in the morning and all through the night.  It’s a shame that guys with frigid wives and girlfriends couldn’t bring their women around these sluts and have the fever be catching…ahhh what a wet and wonderful world it would be.  Like seriously in my opinion the people who say that Nymphomania is a disease or illness that should be treated as such should be fucking shot in front of a firing squad…and as for the nymphos in question I have my own special gun to shoot them with too…over and over and over again.

Often these somewhat glossier more ‘pro’ porn movies lose something due to pretentiousness or a misplaced idea of class and style…by going the milf-slut route they totally avoid that pitfall of success and score big with the realism of having nymphomaniacs play nymphomaniacs…aint no slut like a real slut as the saying goes.  The women in Nymph Fever 8 are cock and cum fanatics and act like if they weren’t paid to be in this movie they would gladly pay to be in it just to experience the hot suck and fuck action that they themselves receive and deliver scene after scene.  My biggest problem with this movie is that like soooo many other slut flicks once again they sell these chicks short on what they are capable of.  You get chicks as slutty as this in a movie and you just GOTTA have a gangbang somewhere in it…but they didn’t.  Other than that one issue Nymph Fever 8 is super feverishly hot and well worth watching and jacking to and gets a satisfied four cocks-up.

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