Grannies

Yo quiero Taco Bell…or at least these Taco Bellas.  These Sizzling hot mexican milf sluts get double stuffed with beef by their cabana boys and I bet if the Mexican Tourism Board got knowledge of these babes they could use them to advertise a very fun reason to get a helluva lot more of the tourism traffic heading to Mexico instead of Jamiaca and Cuba to unleash their hedonistic desires.  As you can see D.P Mamacitas 2 definitely hit the right spots with me scene to scene and helped me mix up some of my own salsa if ya know what I’m saying.

So much third world porn falls short on the sexuality meter as so many of the actresses look like they are just not into it, or faking being into it, or obviously only agreeing to it so they and their families can eat.  Not so for the sluts in D.P Mamacitas 2 (another movie that makes me want to hit the archives and look for D.P. Mamacitas 1 as well as hope for numbers 3 and 4 and more) who obviously love cock and appreciate the fact that they are getting to experience 2 well hung ones and get their asses spread wider than if they had Montezuma’s revenge and pussies filled until these chicks just become moaning sex crazed sluts…just the way I like em.  D.P Mamacitas 2 is guaranteed splooge shooting material and a movie that will last for more than a few jack-off sessions, therefore it gets a rare five out of five cocks-up.

Original post by webmaster

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!

When we’re younger we’re told not to play with our food cos we don’t want to make a mess…well these twenty-two chicks (yep, twenty-two!) were either never taught that (and from the looks of some of them I can easily believe that) or simply don’t care, cos in Cum Swappin Headliners 3 every mouthful is a source of fun and additional sluttiness. Spitting cum in each others mouths…sliding cum-covered tongues between their lips to share each load, and making sure each chick has a taste to savor after all the hard work they put into making their bounty. Watching these sluts sucking, licking, squeezing and pumping their way to the delicious fruits that await them is more than enough to get your cock rock hard, and with the action overflowing in this movie you’re probably gonna cum more than once…I know I did.

Two sluts, one cock and a whole lot of cum being traded is the basic storyline for each of the ten (yep I said ten) tantalizing scenes that make up Cum Swappin Headliners 3, and man do these babes love swirling cum in their mouths. The producers of this movie think the same way I do…and I like that…keep the intro’s short and the action long hot and heavy, and they deliver a scorcher of a movie featuring some incredibly oral nympho negresses who know exactly how to work a cock with their mouths and hands for maximum satisfaction and cumshot. The chicks in the movie make up for their somewhat homely looks by brimming over with sexual heat, and man does this movie heat up to infernal temperatures. Cum Swappin Headliners 3 delivered hot action (and lots of it) and a messy ending to each scene, and earns itself four solid cocks-up for it’s efforts. I’ll have to take a look for more titles in the Cum Swappin Headliners series to review in the future.

Original post by webmaster

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!

Whoever said says life ends at 40 hasn’t met or seen the women in Masturbating Mamas.  These are prime sluts who have made up in experience for whatever hotness time took from them.  None of the camera-shyness or halting awkwardness to the flow of the movie that is so common amongst so much amateur porn, whether it’s handling each other or just playing by themselves these mid-aged nymphos have still got the curves in all the right places and really know how to use them.  To make it even better they are noisy as can be when they cum and aren’t afraid to let their freak-flag fly as they drive each other and themselves into orgasmic overload.

While the market of 20somethings in porn is overflooded and the market of 40+ is often filled with some pretty homely beasts that are more likely to traumatize your eyes and cock than make you cum, and the amateur porn market is mostly digi-cam shot crap with zit faced chicks and dorky small dicked dudes; Masturbating Mamas is a breath of fresh air and something that you can enjoy no matter what your taste in porn.  Do you like a bit of foot fetish fun ?  It’s got it.  What about Big tits, masturbating chicks plunging toys and fingers hard and fast while they cum ?  It’s got that too.  How about a super hot milf fucking the heel of her SHOE till she has a rocking orgasm ?  Well believe it or not it’s even got that.  Masturbating Mamas is a blast to watch and certain to send a blast of cum out of your cock…sure did mine!  I give it 5 rock hard cocks-up and hey you casting porn people…go find some more slut milfs like this!

Original post by webmaster

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!

Suffering Sucotash…Seven Sizzling Saphic Sluts a’Slurping…If you dig chick on chick on chick on chick party action, and by party action of course I mean orgy action. (and if you don’t dig it what the hell are you surfing porn for…go to disney or something instead) This movie is chicks enjoying their bodies with each other in threesome after threesome…five scenes…that equals fifteeen hot sluts getting it on with each other.  How can you go wrong with a formula like that ?  Obviously you can’t and Pussy Playhouse 9 delivers jackoff scene after jackoff scene with this stacked deck of sluts.

Generally you hear that if you get three chicks together it doesn’t take long for the catfighting and snide comments to start as they backstab each other showing that two’s company three’s a crowd applies to chicks more than anyone.  I guess the babes in Pussy Playhouse 9 never heard that they are supposed to act that way cos within minutes of the film starting rolling they get up-close, naked, wet and wanton.  The sensational squirting excitement of this movie will keep you up rock solid until you shoot.  Even though there’s no cock to pound their pussies; the size of some of those toys they use would give almost any guy penis-envy (or is that toy-envy?).  One scene has a particularly hot inter-racial threesome cos the contrast of the silky ivory sluts sinuously moving in time with their chocolate skinned playmate just adds that extra sizzle.  Watch this one.  It’s a keeper.  Four splooge spraying cocks-up for Pussy Playhouse 9

Original post by webmaster

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!

Gender Benders and Gays with Tits….thats what this movie is about.  I often laugh when I see posts by people saying “It doesnt mean you are gay if you have another guy suck your cock” or “It doesnt mean you’re gay if you fuck some other guy in the ass cos you are the one doing the fucking” or in this case “Im not gay…I don’t do guys I do She-males and Trannies”  Get over it guys…if this is your scene you are at least bisexual if not gay, after all you’re seeking cock not pussy and not even hermaphrodites.  But whether it’s gay, bisexual or straight…sexuality and sluttiness play the most important part in any porn for deciding whether it’s hot or whether it’s not and appropriately Young Tender Trannies 9 is a mixed bag.

The thing that really surprises me in this movie is that in a couple of the scenes these shemale’s tits don’t even really get any attention paid to them at all.  To my figuring if you aren’t going to play with the tits you may as well just get it on with some shaved long haired hippy and have him suck your cock…same diff…I mean thats the point of them being shemales isn’t it ?  The sexual energy in the third scene is enough to get anyone off tho…male, female, straight, gay, or bi.  These two performers obviously love sex and love getting it on in front of the camera and even tho the shemale isn’t really a chick she/he has one of the sweetest curvy little asses I’ve ever seen and if I didn’t know there was a cock up-front I would want a piece of it too.  Three jackable cocks-up for Young Tender Trannies 9…one of the only straight porn movies I’ve reviewed without any chicks in it but a heaping helping of sluts anyways.

Original post by webmaster

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!

Rock Hard 4 is a movie that pays homage to Nature’s Viagra…’Sluts’.  Let’s face it…a lot of chicks may look all playboy bunny hot on the outside but in bed they are such frigid kittens that unless you haven’t gotten any in a long time it’s not going to be something that will get you off to any great degree….yknow the ones who just lay there silently…or for some reason figure that even though no one is around they have to whisper if they talk while fucking…or wrap their lips around your cock and then dont really do anything with their mouth other than have it be a hole for you to fuck…not a turn-on.  The Super-Sluts in this movie would be able to get Stephen Hawking hard as a rock.

Ever watch a Nascar Race or Stunt Plane competition ?  If so you know what I’m talking about when I say that those drivers and racers are almost bonded with their cars/planes…like an extension of their mind and body that they are as adept with as their own hands and feet.  The chicks in this movie are the same kinda deal but with cocks….whether in the hand, mouth, pussy or ass they ride and move and suck and mindblowingly make the cock an extension of their desires…sluttiness at it’s finest is the trademark of this movie and I’m going to have to look for more in hopes that the rest of the series is the same…if so I see some ball draining reviews in the future.  The latina lovely in the third scene has one of the hottest threesomes I have ever seen…her love for cocks and sex and everything related apparent in the frenzied way she goes after these dude’s fucksticks and cum at the end.  A Full-on five cocks up for Rock Hard 4

Original post by webmaster

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!

Okay I get the premise that when the cat’s away the pussy will play, and the whole thing about naughty nympho’s left home alone etc, but many of these chicks are hot enough that my big question is, why the hell are they home alone…oh, except for one of the girl-on-girl scenes that comprise the last third of the movie where the chicks weren’t good enough looking to take out anywhere (psst…avoid scene seven).  Girls Home Alone 20 hasn’t got too much in your face hardcore action and strikes me more as a voyeur movie that could have been more exciting, but I guess by number twenty, some burn-out is expected.

They say that having an exploring mind when you are young will help to take you far out into the world as you get older.  Based on that, the chicks in Girls Home Alone 20 are destined to go far indeed as they make their mark in sex-den after sex-den around the world…cos as far as exploring goes all the mountains, valleys and channels are wide open for exploration on these sluts.  The sex itself was a lot more softcore than I like, but in most of the scenes (and God knows there’s a lot of them) the chicks are hot enough to add that extra bit of sizzle to the action themselves.  The girl-on-girl stuff is quite hot in a couple scenes, but I also think they should’ve had their boyfriends coming over to drill them properly in a good hot threesome.  Three semi-satisfied cocks-up for Girls Home Alone 20.

Original post by webmaster

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!

There are a lot of jobs in the world that people want; there are a lot of jobs in the world that people don’t…for instance, in a candy factory everybody wants to be the guy who gets to try the fudge, but nobody wants to be the guy who has to put the S’s on the Skittles.  In porn everybody wants to be the guy who gets to sample the wannabe actresses and figure out who’s got what it takes.  Porn nowadays is flooded with wannabe actresses picturing a life where they can get paid oodles of money for laying on their backs.  The Dirty Newcummers series highlights many of the new faces of porn…some you will see again probably, and some you won’t.

In my opinion this is a series that starts off with a bang and obviously the producers knew when they stuck the number one on the title that they had a hit on their hands.  The chicks in this movie may not be known faces in porn, but it’s obvious scene to scene (and we don’t get ripped off, there are five of them) that these babes know their way around a cock…they suck like pros, they fuck like pros, so in my opinion, even if they’re amateurs, they’re pros.  The only thing I would’ve liked to have seen would’ve been some DP action to show that they’ve got what it takes for the long run in this biz.  Four solid cocks-up to Dirty Newcummers 1, and I’m sure I will review number two some time in the near future.

Original post by webmaster

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!

Every now and then you see bulletins and pamphlets for symposiums that illustrate the plight of people in small African nations, geared to make you feel bad for and empathize with our black brethren.  Other times you see bulletins and pamphlets for symposiums that illustrate the plight of the black man in urban cities throughout America. I watch movies like Fuck It Like Its Hot 3 and I say what plight?  Obviously these symposiums are total bullshit cos from what I see these black dudes are gifted with cocks that American white guys pay millions of dollars a year in the hopes of having yet never will, and add on to that all those sweet ebony sluts they get to fuck in this movie…I mean that’s a plight I wish I could have.

The sex in this movie was freakin out of sight.  I can see why this series is a series…these are some nympho negresses that are as expert at sucking and fucking big black cocks as Chuck Norris.  I mean I guess if you learn in the ghetto on these big monster cocks, it just makes you a total pro as you get older…and add to this the super hot contrast of those perfectly pink pussies all slick and shiny with wetness as they get pummeled by these big ebony fucksticks…fucking fantastic man!  I personally don’t care too much whether the people I am watching fuck (or fucking) are black or white (just not yellow or green or purple) but the sex in Fuck It Like Its Hot 3 is hot enough that it guarantees you will shoot your load more than once, and gets itself a very solid four cocks-up.

Original post by webmaster

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!

Thank you Dairy Queen for giving us the term double dipping, or was it fundip candy that gave that to us?…anyways, whichever it was, the term invokes the images of summertime enjoyment and relief.  The double dipping in Double Dip Her also gives us a hell of a lot of images of enjoyment and relief.  The nasty slut factor of the chicks in this movie is off the meter as they show their eagerness to go down on these double dipped cones and the heat factor in this movie is just as off the meter as they are.

As I said a zillion times, and as anyone who watches porn knows, the secret to hot porn is in the sluttiness of the chicks.  Female porn actresses come in three categories…first you get the junkies, alcoholics and asians who will do anything for a buck (yknow sucky sucky five dollar… ?).  Then you have the stupid airheads who can’t do anything else with their head so they may as well get paid to be skull-fucked on film…then of course you have the true sluts who are doing what they love doing most (having sex and lots of it) and getting paid for it. Double Dip Her is completely stacked (just like the chicks in it) completely with the true slut kind of actress.  In scene after scene these chicks show how much they love cock as they swallow it in each and every orifice that they can, and then do a round robin as the cock circles back into each of the holes again…atm squared baby.  Double Dip Her is phenomenal jack-off material, gets a solid four out of five cocks-up, and I will keep my eyes open in hopes that it’s a series.

Original post by webmaster

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!