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Pink and Perfect Pastures

Friday, September 5th, 2008

So I finally went to see the movie House Bunny starring Anna Faris a babe who even though a milf based on playboy standards instead of a tween is worthy of being in a PinkandPerfect.com spread herself. If you don’t know what it’s about; 27 year old playboy bunny finds herself out on the street cos milf age is too old for a Playboy Mansion bunny and becomes like Animal House’s Bluto to some geeky girls that don’t fit into college teaching them how to use their chick charms instead of geekiness to get ahead…

So never ever ever think that there isn’t a call for trophy wives and tween models who have been put to pasture. There are always sexless women out there looking for some superstar slut to teach them the ropes of how to get the dudes and get it on.

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A Scarlet Letter ?

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Ahhh the joys of college fuck times have begun anew again this September and I think for all those FuckHerRight.com models who are also college students that it’s time to boast about the sport these sluts are best in…SEX !

I just wonder when they design the insatiable slut team logos for the Collegiate Letterman type jackets if they will use some kinky stick figure symbolism or just a big Scarlet Letter old-school style.

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The Holiest of Holes

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

This sweet salsa flavored senorita at PinkandPerfect.com has a glass dildo that looks with that bright sunshine beaming on and refracting through it as though it is blessed by god and has the light of heaven shining through to her pussy…

I guess she has what we call a Holy Hole.

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Teaching The Next Generation

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Beyond all the many fun and exciting reasons that we all have for loving, lusting after or just appreciating milfs, FuckHerRight.com has one more often overlooked service that many of these hot babes provide…

Sluttiness is partly inherent in who hot women are, but like any other skill, no matter how good you naturally may be at it, training and practice is still important and there are new and upcumming sluts appearing on the scene all the time. The lucky ones find hot milfs that take them under a wing and share with them some of the tricks that they picked up in fuck-sessions over the years.

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The Summer Wind

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Well Labor-day has come and gone which sadly means goodbye to those lazy hazy crazy days of summer. It always brings to mind for me Frank Sinatra singing ‘Summer Wind’ in this Simpsons episode where Martin Prince, Jr. has a pool and as summer ended it collapsed and his shorts ripped on it leaving him naked in his yard dancing in the early September breeze to Frankie’s mellow tones while the credits rolled…

Same kinda deal for those PinkandPerfect.com hotties as for Martin Prince…the season for adding that sexy solar pink has passed but they can still feel good dancing around in the breeze naked.

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Sticking Together

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

The road through the porn biz is filled with many dips and curves and those models at PinkandPerfect.com work together as they take their life voyage through the detours of decadence.

This pair of ultra hot sluts show that together they are a dynamo duo of sticking together fun that are joined at the hips and the lips.

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Spinal Sex

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

I was in the chiropractor’s office the other day and I was reading some health magazine while waiting to be seen and it was detailing how the more varied and flexing your fucking positions are…the more improved your body’s flexibility and spinal health.

So when I go in for the appointment I ask my chiropractor if it’s true cos I’ve seen some extremely into it couples in positions that look more dangerous than beneficial and he tells me that yeah it is and he and his wife do some pretty contorted things while having sex and she has no pain any day of her life…this got me thinking about all the porn I see and I bet that those FuckHerRight.com chicks are in perfect spinal health from all the intense fucking that they get.

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Swan Song For A Swine

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

Well I heard from someone who was at ComicCon (convention of comic and cartoon and fantasy fans) and it appears that PinkandPerfect.com is in trouble from a lot of old school cartoon fans…When I first heard this I couldn’t see how there can be any parallel between the hot babes at PinkandPerfect and the more innocent world of cartoons and comics.

Then it was explained to me that last month a certain octogenarian porcine pal of these cartoon fans named Porky Pig was surfing porn and getting his piggy thrills as everyone does now and then (turns out this Porky had quite a severe stutter). Well evidently old Porky tried saying the words pink and perfect together…it sent him into a rage that he could not say the words together and he had a heart attack and died!

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Bad Moon Rising

Friday, August 29th, 2008

If you ever watched Revenge of The Nerds you know that even though they rarely get any action nerds are actually quite skilled sexually…of course it’s kind of a paradox for them since being nerds they get to have sex almost as often each year as I get to have Christmas Dinner.

See one of their big problems is when a hot chick approaches them to score with a nerd they get all flustered and don’t know what to do. The solution for these chicks is quite simple…be like this FuckHerRight.com slut and find the nerds that are into Astronomy and then ask them to check out a full moon.

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Pink and Perfect Toys

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Whoa…I knew that sextoy manufacturing has come a long way in the last few years but this vibe is outta this world in it’s funky design…little clit stimulator guaranteed to get the squirters squirting and ridges all around to make sure that no part of this hot slut’s pussy is left untouched and unpleasured…

The site might be what we call PinkandPerfect.com but I betcha that this vibe is what the chicks call pink and perfect.

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