Under The Boardwalk, Down By The Sea
Yesterday, I woke up a little earlier than usual, so I thought, ah, what the hell—I gave my rock hard cock a morning treat with Megan on FuckHerRight.com. She is a perfect wake-me-upper that is part of my complete breakfast and, with a FREE TRIAL—it’s all gravy. Look at this ripe young college slut who is experimenting with her curiosities. Young women are such dirty, beautiful whores—if that shit makes any sense.
After a light breakfast, I waked and baked with some purple kush, groomed myself a bit before hopping in the shower, smoked some more, and rolled up a blunt for my stroll on the beach. I called in sick for work because the sun was shining without a cloud in the sky—and the sun would not come around like this too often anymore. My car was in need of a little TLC, so I gave it a car wash prior to cruising down the 133 highway. Now I was ready for the beach.
Laguna Beach is a cool 7 mile stretch of pristine beaches with soft white sand. I wanted to be in the center of the action, so I positioned myself at Main Beach Park, the heart of downtown Laguna. Strolling the sidewalk, I could see the long legs of shopaholic bitches looking for the next trendy attire as well as a few sexy sluts in their two-piece bikini’s also playing hookie. I grabbed some ice cream and made my way to the action.
A trick of the trade I’d picked up, my brothers, is to holler at the second best looking chick in the clique. The finest bitch is usually stuck up and gets her jollies off by rejecting every man who tries to approach her, whereas the second best one is happy to get acknowledged in her friend’s presence. Sure, you won’t get the finest piece of ass, but the silver medal, in some countries, makes you a fucking hero. And I became a hero yesterday—you may actually find me in a fuckin thesaurus one day…
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