Time To Do The Romance Thing – To The L.A. County Fair We Go
With the L.A. County Fair happening (woo-fuckin-whoo), it was inevitable that I take the 18 year old to it to add some “romance” to our young relationship; I was smart about it and, instead of spending the whole fuckin day at the fair on a Saturday/Sunday (and all that fuckin money on games that are impossible to win at, and buying trinkets that she doesn’t need), tonight was the night I would spontaneously take her. Broads dig spontaneity—“it’s the thought that counts”. Anyway…
When we arrived, we were engulfed by what must’ve been over a thousand vendors looking to sell us shit we don’t need—from clothes to televisions and everything in between, there was something there for everyone to indulge in. This made me realize how much southern Californians are consumed by spending money on shit that’s just going to collect dust in the basement. I even found a cool tool-kit that I would probably never use—I was close to being sold by some slick salesman. Of course, my “girlfriend” had to leave there with something just to “consume”—fucking women…
After grabbing a quick bite, we made our way to a wildlife show that featured exotic animals that, I must admit, was pretty fuckin entertaining. I lit up a small roach I had brought with me so I could trip out on the wild cats, a bearded dragon and a fennec fox, just to name a few animals. My “girlfriend” went on a paparazzi binge and snapped away for us to put in our “Memories” photo album she was starting up.
We did a little bit of wine tasting and hopped on a few rides to get the blood flowing and I tried to win her a damn bumblebee stuffed animal, but I’m telling you, these fucking games have a .01% winning percentage. So of course I didn’t win it, but when we got back to my place, I stung her vise tight cunt all night long as we “passionately made love”, FuckHerRight.com style baby… For every action (hence: quality time), there is a reaction (hence: legs spread magnetically apart). It’s so easy a fuckin caveman with a few bucks could do it…
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