My Definition of Marination

Today, I did what people would define as “nothing”. The 18 year old had to work and then finish writing some paper for school, so I was flying (actually, laying) solo today. I was gonna go check out a movie but didn’t ever get off my ass to do so. I needed to do some laundry but didn’t feel like carrying it to the laundry room. It was 9 in the morning. Fuck it… I ended up taking a nap and when I woke up I was so fucking horny I would have fucked any broad—almost any.

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I was burnt out, I guess, and it was Maya here from FuckHerRight.com that satisfied my craving. Just take a long fucking look at this tramp. Just by the looks of her, one could reasonably assume that she’d end up in porn. Kind of good looking but more of a slutty type of attractive than anything else. Using my FREE TRIAL, I shot two solid loads to her then went back to sleep.

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I woke up again at about 4pm. I could have gone to the gym, or done some work, but I honestly didn’t really feel like doing a motherfucking thing but vegging on my couch. I was seriously fucking hungry and felt like grabbing an early dinner, which would have actually been breakfast in my world. I got stoned, took a shower, got stoned some more, then headed out to grab a steak.

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For some reason, I dressed up a bit. I do this cause I really like wearing nice clothes, and it’s always an easy way to pick up chicks. People just like a well-dressed person and, consequently, will treat them better than the norm. I went to Black Angus and feasted. The waitress who served me was cute but she shot me no vibes. Fuck, I didn’t even see the sun all day. Time flies when you’re having fun so I must’ve had a ball today.

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