I’m Feeling The Good Vibrations.
Okay, I was looking to dirty dance with a hot mature piece of ass. About an hour into my bike ride at the beach, there she was in a sexy two-piece dental floss looking type of bikini—I damn near collided into a pole. Our eyes met and she gave me a warm, inviting smile; she reached in her Coach bag to pull out her suntan lotion and that was my cue to go in for the kill.
I dropped my rented bicycle and walked smoothly towards her, as her back was turned and her ass cheeks glistened with a light perspiration. She gladly accepted my offer to help rub her down in lotion and I chit chatted with her for a few minutes to find out if she was the lucky slut that was going to get to devour my dick in the near future. She was 31 years old and she looked mighty fucking good for her age; it just so happened that the broad was from outta state and relocated out here to chase her dreams of being an actress—typical bitch.
So, of course, I played it off like she was definitely going to get there with her strong ambitions; and I inspired her by dropping some philosophical mumbo jumbo I came up with on the spot to help her cope with the ups and downs of the Hollywood lifestyle—like I knew shit about it. Impressed and turned on, the chick accepted my invitation to lunch followed by a nice cruise down the Pacific Coast Highway.
I insisted on letting her relax and enjoy the sun while I continue my bike ride for another hour or so, then go to lunch to feed her brain with more horny thoughts. As I strolled back to my bike, a few unconventional positions on TrashyToons.com came to mind. I’m going to rock this bitch’s universe and drown her with my juice. Oh, maybe she has her tubes tied and I can cream pie the hell out of her.
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