Getting My Cardio On Until I Was Turned The Fuck Off
After work today, I headed straight to the gym because I felt low on energy (and could use the cardio workout). When I arrived, it was damn near empty and somewhat uninspiring. Sure, I go to the gym to work on myself, but it’s nice to have a little eye candy to glance at too for motivation—but today, there were only heifers and not-up-to-par looking females. I decided to cut my elliptical ride short and go swimming in the pool. Maybe I would have better luck there…
I took a quick shower before jumping into the pool. Swimming isn’t really my thing, but I needed to jump out of my comfort zone in order to work other muscles and I hear that swimming (and jump roping) is one of the best exercises to do. Again, there were no hotties at the pool or the Jacuzzi, but I felt in my own world “under the sea”. It was nostalgic as I acted like a kid again—holding my breath underwater for as long as I can as well as floating on my back freely like I was dead. I realized I needed to swim more often.
It was onto the Jacuzzi next and I joined an old Asian couple who creepily kept smiling and nodding every time our eyes met. Why the fuck did they keep staring? Well, so I go to close my eyes and try to meditate when I hear this excruciating sound (right across from me) of snot being blown into a handkerchief. When I open my eyes, I see the old lady douse the towel in the fuckin bubbles like it’s the thing to do. I hopped my sick-to-my-stomach ass outta there with the quickness and took a long shower.
I lit up a joint and picked up some fast food before getting home. After I ate my shitty dinner, it was straight to the computer. Melania at PinkandPerfect.com was calling me once I logged in. Her cute high school looking ass is not the innocent girl she portrays herself to be. The great thing about young sluts is they think they know everything and when challenged, they are usually up to it. I know for a fact Melania is one of them kinds of whores and that is music to my ears…
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