Fucking Long Ass Goddamn (FLAG) Day
Work fucking sucked today. My boss left out of town earlier in the week and I’ve been procrastinating on some “time-sensitive” projects that I needed to do for him. And of course, all of the damn business machines were down. I couldn’t fax anything out. No extra printer cartridge for my printer. The internet was down for block periods. And to top it off, one of the bitches at my job came in this morning sobbing over some dude who broke her heart. I wanted to backhand her weak ass and say “Hey, don’t you know men by now?” This bitch was older than me for crying out loud—she’s had to been around the block at least a few times. Dammit…I need a fucking raise.
After my first two shots of Patron Tequila, the 18 year old gave me a call and reminded me that Father’s Day was this Sunday. Great… I don’t give a fuck about seeing her dad. But I agreed that we would go visit her family this weekend—hey, her milf mom was going to be there too, so I thought it might actually be worth it. I’d love to bang her mom on Father’s Day, and then ravish her vise tight pussy while saying “Who’s Your Daddy?”
No one caught my eye at the bar, and after about six shots later, I headed back to my spot to smoke some purple kush and unwind. I dozed off for a bit and woke up with a rock hard cock. Alexandra kept me company on FuckHerRight.com. The fact that I had a FREE TRIAL put my mind a little bit more at ease, after a long hard day at the work site.
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