Grannies

Generally I and I’m sure most of my generation has nothing but contempt for these young teen/tweens nowadays who have suddenly decided that they are hippies and being a hippy equals getting stoned all the time and thats it.

Then you come across these little wood nymph hippy chicks who are all into being one with nature which to them also means being naked all the time…as long as they also know about the free love beliefs they can call themselves whatever kinda hippy they want and as long as they are fucking me I’m hip with it.

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Yknow you hear chicks talk about how guys are bragging and bullshitting about our sexual adventures as though we had to actually make them up and like they aren’t all real and true…

Meanwhile nowadays you get all these milf stories about women getting packages or pizzas or plumbers or cable guys and fucking them…as if !!  I have never in my life met a woman who has the brazen confidence to get it on with one of these guys like in those stories and I bet that they are as full of it as they claim that we are.

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Ok, the costume is totally gay but what a list of cool names for this guy…Semen-Man, Splooge Dude, Chowder Champ, Cumalot Knight, Bukake-boy, The Squirt…the list is endless and you just know he’s gonna get more “action” than spiderman.

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Annie Oakley may have been the world’s first dyke celebrity, but even though she was a dyke, she did have one thing at least partly right…

She is most known for having said that anything a man can do a woman can do better…while this is obviously bullshit, at least she is right in that the one thing women can do better than men is double anal.

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Whatever happened to Kurtwood Smith from That 70’s show after that series ended?  You just never see him around anymore.

They guy always had a thing for talking about putting his foot up somebody’s ass…I think he would’ve been perfect for some anal foot fetish movies along the lines of this fisting movie.

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This typifies the number one reason for the high divorce rate in America, other than the simple fact that women are lying deceitful evil bitches…

They are so totally freaking indecisive, constantly changing their minds and really this guy shoulda known that this is what was going to happen…at least no bottom feeding scumbag divorce lawyer is going to make any money off of this couple.

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This is a cartoon that should be bought by those companies that sell penis enlarging pills and exercises and so on…

After all, with a little rewording that brunette could be saying about how it still feels bigger than some real cocks she’s taken.

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Time and again schools throughout the country try to educate our children about the potentially high cost of getting drunk and doing things without realising what they are doing…

TrashyToons.com has the perfect solution since nothing else has seemed to work.  Put up pictures like this explaining that if you drink too much, who knows what you’ll go home with ?!

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I get so pissed off at and tired of people always blaming Mr. Green…yknow nature’s gift to man commonly called Marijuana, grass, weed etc etc….

Like check these two out man…they havent even hardly smoked any of it…they arent already stoned (note the wide eyes with no redness instead of squinty red chinese eyes) and they go blaming the weed for them ice-swimming in the arctic….geeze people it’s cos you are morons who really really need to move somewhere warmer.

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Everybody knows that black dudes love to watch white chicks, especially white chicks with curves in all the right places…you know what I’m talking about; that ghetto booty and big bouncing boobs.

This is what led to the birth of funk music and that Earth Wind and Fire quaking bump bump ba-dump that makes the wiggle and jiggle we all love.

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