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Yawn….I knew this was going to happen and that my string of super hot porn viewing was going to come to an end.  At least it was a semi-boring end that made me drift off with dreams of hot chicks instead of some ugly chick movie that made me want to vomit and later give me nightmares of ugly chicks…boredom itself can be a blessing in disguise I guess.  Well as you can see Titty Fuckers 7 was not something that impressed me…wasn’t a turn off, just certainly wasn’t a turn-on either.  Perhaps by the time producers/directors hit number 7 in a series they just don’t bother trying to excel anymore.

Now even though boring in many ways Titty Fuckers 7 like I said does have babes which does count for a lot cos boring babes beat ugly sluts seven ways from Sunday any day of the week and we get a nice mix of hot brunettes and blondes both corn-flour and strawberry in all their svelte, sweetly curved, stewardess smiling, naked slutty glory.  This movie’s problems are in no way down to the actresses but blamable instead on some producers who just didn’t try.  Basically picture this movie like a delicious appetizer with hot babes getting big tits fucked and then put on something harder for the real deal is my advice and Titty Fuckers 7 gets 2 anticipatory cocks-up.

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To be honest the Asian genre of XXX movies has never really held much appeal to me…I can’t quite put my finger on it, but for some reason I just have a hard time getting into it…maybe it’s cos they’re so petite and often have no tits…maybe it’s from too many hours spent stuck behind the multitude of tourists who swarm like bees and totally drive me nuts when they point, wave their cameras at something and cut me off. Anyway…when I discovered Asian Assault 2 I wasn’t too thrilled at the idea of reviewing it, but I swallowed my distaste and tried to focus on the fact that once again I was getting paid to watch some xxx porn…so I really should just enjoy the ride.

I must admit I was surprised at the quality of the content in this movie.  The chicks are pretty damn hot as a matter of fact, and they’re also total horny sluts. (which as you know is a huge turn-on factor for this old horndawg) They devour cock with such intensity it’s incredibly hard to not find your own cock rising to the occasion, I know mine did.  Five fucktastic scenes make up Asian Assault 2 and each one of them offers its own merits…the first scene explodes with a full-on chick-chick-guy threesome and these slutty Asians show their good breeding by thoroughly servicing this guy making him shoot his load hard, and all poolside.  Later in the movie we get treated to another threesome scene, though this time we have to settle for just one hot Asian slut attacking two big cocks with intense passion.  Personally I preferred the first one, but then I usually prefer pretty tits and ass to hairy cock and balls…
Asian Assault 2 was a treat to be sure and I’m glad I swallowed my pre-judgement and gave this flick a try.  Three solid cocks-up and some smooth sake to wash it down with for Asian Assault 2.

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People often speak of teens today saying that all these teens want to do nowadays is get high.  Well the teens in The Hi Teen Club 9 aren’t doing any drugs but they sure as hell experience and share ecstasy with the lucky guys that get to experience their frosted slutty charms.  Usually I find an experienced milf to be hotter than any less experienced 18 year old porn actress but like with anything else in life that people do, a lot of enthusiasm can make up for only a little experience and when it comes to enthusiastic sex I have seen very few movies that hold a candle to The Hi Teen Club 9.

The hot Teen sluts in this movie are certainly motivated enough to be part of an upcumming generation that takes the world by storm….they at least certainly know how to get ahead and how to give a head with five scenes of intense slutty action pounding their way across the screen at you.  The sex is superb and you have to marvel at the natural cock skills that these babes have, If they stick with porn we are definitely looking at the next generation of porn superstars when we get to see movies like The Hi Teen Club 9.  This is one of the things I love about series porn (when it’s good), you end up with bonus jackoff material cos the next time you’re looking for something hot to watch you can say “huh…such and such number whatever was fucking hot…I should check out another of those ones.”  Four High Riding cocks-up for the club of The Hi Teen Club 9.

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P.O.V. Movies…stands for Point Of View; meaning that if you have a super imagination or if you’re riding the magic carpet ride on a quad of lsd, you can pretend that or view the movie as if you are the guy getting his cock sucked or slamming the chick in the scene.  Perhaps I don’t have enough imagination to properly appreciate this formula, or maybe it’s just that this style of movie-making is in it’s infancy and as tech improves and we one day end up with first-hand sensory movie watching this will be all the rave.  For the time being though I think POV falls short of it’s goals (through no fault of it’s own) but if it’s good enough to get us off then that’s really all that counts…and it is.

The big saving grace for Amazing POV Sluts 2 is that the chicks in it are sluts indeed who obviously love sex and crave cock which of course guarantees this movie as cum-worthy viewing time.  The hottest scene both literally and figuratively comes to you fast as the second chick in this movie gets down in some hot outdoor action with the sun highlighting some fantastic tits that sway and bounce away as she gets banged hard.  Really I guess all the scenes are hot, but to me there is just something missing with this style…maybe it wouldn’t feel as awkward watching it if they had two or three chicks per scene.  Overall though, not bad… Amazing POV Sluts 2 made me cum and gets three rock-steady cock-up.

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Ahhhh English sluts…It’s been too long since I’ve gotten to see one in all out action and if I’ve told you once I’ve told you all a zillion times…’If you want a full-on out there slut…go english’, they’re used to just laying back and thinking of the queen while the average lame limey pumps away till he cums and then goes to sleep…so when they get one of us planting the American Flag in their fertile English Valleys, they go nympho-nuts.  Happily many porn producers have discovered this and many more of our porn movies are having these positively scrumptious tarts served up to us for our porn pleasure.  Rock Hard 6 is one of these and another series where is this is indicative of the series itself then I betcha that numbers one through five and anything after this are well worth watching too.

There is not a lot of structure in Rock Hard 6 but hey who the hell cares when the structures that they do have are perfect blendings of big bouncy tits, and curvaceous thighs framing pink and perfect pussies and bordering lovely asses that you just want to dive right into.  These are pornbabes that have had enough slut action in their lives that they really enjoy the huge cocks that get fed into all of their holes and take great pleasure with cocks that many other porn performers would probably flee in terror from.  One cock, Two cocks, more….they have no problems with taking on all cummers with a cheery old the more the merrier attitude.  This is an awesome movie guaranteed to give you hours and hours of jackoff pleasure watching it over and over again and Rock Hard 6 gets full marks with five hard rocking cocks-up.

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Okay now with a name like Creampie Hunnies you KNOW that this is a series that is either going to totally rock with sizzling slut intensity, or fall flat on it’s face.  Fortunately for us and the movie makers Creampie Hunnies 3 does the former with style and pinache…ok maybe not style and pinache but it sure as hell is a movie I will guarantee you can shoot a load to each scene (maybe even more than one a scene if you’re younger than me).  I don’t remember if I’ve seen the others in this series but I know that after seeing this I’m definitely going to look one day cos there was not even one chick in Creampie Hunnies 3 that lacked for any element of hot porn.

A full length, five scene sexual extravaganza of all out sluttiness awaits you in Creampie Hunnies 3.  At first I thought, ‘uh-oh…creampie movie with only one on one sex…this isn’t going to be much of a creampie movie..’  But the one on one action is also intensely hot with cock craving slut action by a babe who obviously loves and needs cock more than she needs oxygen and was follows by some hawaiian babe doing a group of guys.  So while the one on one stuff may not be true creampie action it is definitely an awesome cream-tart and followed up by the real deal. The chicks in this flick dig taking it in any and all holes and you can see on their faces that they cum again when feeling that hot splooge shoot inside of them.  Creampie Hunnies 3 has everything in it that hot porn should have and gets a resounding and reshooting five cocks-up.

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Generally to my way of thinking, porn without sex is like a BLT without the bacon…bland and tasteless also leaving you far less than satisfied when finished.  Reach out Touch Me 2 shows me that I shouldn’t be so quick to judge all less than fully hardcore movies as all being the same and not worth watching because this one is definitely worth it and is filled with scenes hot enough to make you cum and cum hard to each and every one.  I do think that if these sluts could have mystery hands reaching out to cop a feel and do a bit of pussy plunging that they could have also had some PoV cock action happening too but the intensity was still sufficient to make these scenes stand out from the norm with a vitality of their own.

Why does  Reach out Touch Me 2 succeed in jack-off value and satisfaction when so many other solo-style movies fall short ?  The slut factor!  The babes in this movie (and they are all hot babes) have natural slutty natures that make you realize on every level that when these chicks are playing with and fingering their pussy talking about how much they want to be fucked….they mean every fucking word of it and when they cum (and each of them cum several times) you can see that they are fully going with what they feel and their cock craving is fully genuine.  It’s almost sadistic that the guys filming them only give them finger feels when obviously they want the real thing.  So It’s been proven to me that not all non-intercourse porn is lame and bland… Reach out Touch Me 2 gets four well satisfied cocks-up and one day I’m going to check out  Reach Out Touch Me 1 and see if it has the same kind of heat.

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I don’t know if you’ve ever seen or heard of the series Screw My Wife Please…well they’ve made a shitload of movies where husband and wife couples bring in another guy and have him ram his big cock into the wife while hubby watches or sometimes joins in.  Well.. I’ve watched quite a few of them and some of them suck but most of them are hot (what can I say…milfs man, they get me every time) and the dudes who make that series also have a similar series; Screw My Husband Please.  At first I wasn’t quite sure what this movie would have for content…another guy or another chick to go with the couple ?  Well thankfully (for me at least) we get some super-horny and totally slutty women joining these couples for some intensive threesomes.

We get treated to five foxy scenes of carnal lust, passion and desire and how totally hot it is to watch two women getting it on with each other while one of them gets fucked hard by some incredibly lucky (usually well-hung) guy.  The chick on chick action is super wet and very hot to watch especially when the guy joins in.  These babes definitely know how to share the experience; licking and sucking each other and their big-cocked friends til everyone’s cumming with an intensity you can only get with groups of three or more.  Screw My Husband Please 3 is a fresh take on the Screw My Wife Please series and given this was my first encounter with the new series and the fact that I know what quality of content they usually provide I’m gonna have to give Screw My Husband Please 3 a big four cocks-up.

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Anyone who says that it really doesn’t matter what chicks are in what porn movies does not know what they are talking about.  I reviewed a different movie in this ‘Flirts’ series not that long ago and gave it a pretty horrible review as well as giving it the worst label any porn movie can ever have placed upon it; ‘boring.’  I decided that just like with anything else though, you really can’t ‘comb everyone with the same comb’ and since it’s a series I should give another one a try.  So I randomly picked Flirts 5 and I’m glad I did (my empty balls and satisfied cock are glad I did too)

Remembering that the other Flirts movie failed because it was supposed to be known porn stars who you would therefore think would enjoy the spotlight and show off there talents yet ended up borrrringggg….what do you think it was that made Flirts 5 work for me ?  That’s right…sizzling freaking slut-fever intensity man.  Whoever picked the babes for this one picked them right because whether it’s chick on dude or chick on chick the action flys off the screen at you and you better keep the volume at hand cos when these babes cum…they let it all out in very wet and very loud orgasms.  Best of all you can see the intensity of their sluttiness and their orgasms in their faces as they cum and cum and cum.

Four solid cocks-up for Flirts 5 which puts the Flirt series at a tie with me so far…one sucked and one was as exciting as getting sucked by a pro.  I guess in a couple weeks it will be time for a tie-breaker

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I don’t know about you, but when I think of women from India I picture those colorful fancy silk saris and the many bangles and multiple jewelry they wear, especially those jewels they often attach to their foreheads…and the ones I’ve encountered also speak incredibly fast and must have amazingly strong and flexible tongues.  With this in mind I approached India Fuck Feast with hopes of some beautiful women wearing sexy silk clothes they can easily unwrap from and lots of great oral play…

The first scene certainly lived up to this expectation with a super slutty silk and bejeweled Indian princess who expertly slurped and sucked a pretty big cock while she rubbed her clit.  Though her tits weren’t that big she had tasty looking hard brown nipples that I sure would have been happy to put my lips around and squeeze them between my fingers while her well-trained tongue worked its magic on my cock.  The second scene didn’t have the jewelry but it sure had another hot Indian slut with an eager mouth and throbbing wet pussy, but we also get treated to some hot threesome action when one of her slutty white girlfriends joins in and they suck his cock together before taking turns being fucked by his big cock and eating each others pussies out.  India Fuck Feast gets three cocks-up and would have gotten a four if it had lasted longer so I could have cum to it even more.

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