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How the hell did this series ‘Girls Home Alone’ ever make it to 16?…I thought that the movies Im reviewing were supposed to all be hardcore but then along comes a movie like this that makes me go huh…is this from the playboy channel ? I mean okay, girls being at home and horny and masturbating is cool in most porn cos then some dude or dudes is going to come along and hop in the action and give her the fucking she was craving while shooting their loads all in/on her…very formula but proven to be very hot…but noooo not for Girls Home Alone 16 where we get to see them masturbate…ohhhh ahhhh wow…yawn.

Like seriously Im not being harsh on this movie…as much as any guy or any hot (hot meaning bisexual) chick I dig a movie where some super smoking hot babe is busying herself playing with her tits and giving her own salute to her charter of the four finger club preperatory (key word there preperatory) to getting totally jammed by some guy so that there is an intense sex interplay where everyone including me, the viewer, gets off.  The best you get in this Girls Home Alone movie is a bit of girl on girl action but even that seems more langurous and lazy rather than lusty.  Unless the point to the series is that women are lazy when left alone it misses the shot with me and only gets one lazy cock-up.

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It’s things like this that show just how messed up and twisted our world and people’s proiorites as well as business senses are…

Two dudes who are well enough hung to get their cocks tied together and a)this chick doesnt make the most out of the funnest action she will get this month and b) the dudes dont realize that with 14″ cocks they could be getting paid and getting laid in porn themselves !

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Ask a bunch of chicks what their main pet peeve when having sex is and many of them will say guys who don’t know how to arouse a woman using their breasts…some go too hard, some go too soft and it’s rare to find guys that can find that balance between pleasure and pain and stay on the side that the chick wants you on…

PinkandPerfect.com chicks love getting to do scenes with each other because they have been around enough and with other babes so many times that they have the perfect pressure as perfect as they are.

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Milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com love their toys even more than their kids love theirs…and so many of the sex toys nowadays dont look much different from kids’ toys…

You have vibrators that look like tinkertoys, beaded/balled dongs that look like parade batons, those balls on strings going click/clack when they swing and hit against each other looking like  a hybrid anal beads/ben wa ball toy…lets just hope that all these mothers arent hypocrites and have learned to pick up their toys and put them away when finished playing.

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Ahhhh the women of porn give something back to the industry that made them the stars that they are today…what industry is that you ask ?  The movie industry ?  Yeah right buddy.  The stripping industry ?  Noooo.  The sex industry in general ?  Geeze noooo open your damn eyes.  The Plastic Cosmetic Industry.  Supposedly these chicks are supposed to be telling us their special recipe to being the slut-starlets that they are and then I guess any chick can be a porn star if you follow the steps that these chicks use…Which I guess might work if these chicks actually had any special secrets.

So basically the storyline is an excuse for a storyline and someone’s way of rationalizing it to have some unique flavor when it actually is very generic.  While hot and fuckable in every way the sluts in Flirts 3 don’t have any extra special fucking tricks or sexual techniques that I haven’t seen or experienced already and that I’m sure most women have already read about in a hundred different issues of Cosmopolitan.  What they did all have in common that made them stand out were these massive tit constructions that stood out to unrealistic proportions on their own…like they went for the boob job and then upgraded by saying ’super-size me’.  While there was nothing that set this movie apart from so many others I must give it credit in that the sex itself was hot and definitely something you can jack off too…so three jackable cocks-up for Flirts 3.

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Generally I and I’m sure most of my generation has nothing but contempt for these young teen/tweens nowadays who have suddenly decided that they are hippies and being a hippy equals getting stoned all the time and thats it.

Then you come across these little wood nymph hippy chicks who are all into being one with nature which to them also means being naked all the time…as long as they also know about the free love beliefs they can call themselves whatever kinda hippy they want and as long as they are fucking me I’m hip with it.

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This FuckHerRight.com slut had one helluva ride and came a zillion times but she also learned one important lesson when it comes to young lovers…

They may have a ton of stamina and be able to get it up easily but a too awesome blowjob can send their staying power straight to hell…after all this photoshoot was supposed to be a creampie….oops!

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Every Slut out there knows and has shown that when it comes to the word perfect, there is something about each and everyone of them that they excel at to perfect levels…for some it’s fucking, or sucking, or anal, or talking dirty, or squirting, or swallowing a load etc etc…

With this PinkandPerfect.com slut it’s obvious what she excels at…just one look at those luscious lips and you know that they were made by god to be wrapped around the head of a cock…and take it from me her other lips are just as perfectly sculpted.

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Well we’re almost into the last week of Milfmonth and you would think this would kinda bum out any milf who actually knew that we were in milfmonth to begin with…actually we’re coming up on a milfs favorite time of year.

Smart milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com know that this next week might be hell on wheels but after next weekend the kids go back to school which of course means six extra hours of playtime for these sluts to experience with neighbors, repairmen, cableguys…the list goes on.

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So hey…do you and the missus know any lesbian chicks that you think would act like less of a dyke if she knew how to properly appreciate cock ?  Wanna see something with her that will teach her that she can still have her pie but also get something to poke it with too ?  Then check out Strict Ass White Girl; a movie with some hot chick on chick action with babes who obviously love doing it with other babes, ass, pussy mouth, whatever…they do it all and obviously enjoy it yet also happily hop on the cock-slut train as soon as some cock enters the picture.

The formula for Strict Ass White Girl seems to be equal fun for everyone and in every way that they can put into this single movie.  Some hot chick on chick lesbo femdom action with spanking, bondage, riding crop action, forced orgasms, hot slut on slut kissing action….these chicks know how to pleasure each other and themselves and its like you can feel the sexual energy from them through the screen. Then the dynamic changes as some black stallion dude comes in and they all get to enjoying his cock and showing off their cock skills to each other as they work themselves to successions of squirting orgasms while all the while keeping the hot lesbian femdom routine happening between themselves.  A very rare yet well deserved five cocks-up for Strict Ass White Girl

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