Back To Life, Back To Reality

I’m still a little groggy after spending all day yesterday on my fucking couch. I was thinking about calling in sick again today, but I could use the money right about now; I didn’t realize how much I spent on my Vegas excursion. That skanky whore that my buddy hooked me up with was the perfect distraction I needed from reality—man, was she the definition of no strings attached.

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Why can’t broads just be as simple as her? This world would be a better place if all bitches knew when to just shut the fuck up about some nonsense that we don’t even care about. Friend With Benefits should be a law that men and women need to pass. Think about it. There would be no more divorces, no answering to anyone, no drama—and that’s what it’s all about. A drama free life. U-fuckin-topia.

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I took a nice long rip from the bong before deciding whether to go to the office, or marinate for one more day—marination won. Fortunately, last Friday, I had taken home some work so it wouldn’t push me back too far on my projects just in case this shit happened. I’ll just take an afternoon nap and grind out some work tonight before I call it a night.

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Surprisingly, the 18 year old didn’t call—not even once. This bitch really expects me to come back crying to her and apologizing? Player, please. I just wanna have fun. She did me a favor by cutting the corner, because it was getting kind of serious. I’m glad Taylor and Bridgette at MILFVixen.com is here for ya boy. The best of both worlds: a mature chick knowing what the getdown is and a naïve young slut knowing how to get taken advantage of. All it takes is a simple look and they both know what time it is. And do you know what time it is? It’s time to grab the lube…

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